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eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 January 29, 2016

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stale bagel

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship

"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."

by PolyesterCarbonite December 27, 2016

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Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 25, 2018

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Bagel Party

A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.

Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!

by ComedyHostel September 26, 2013

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minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

by michlovin July 6, 2015

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Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 14, 2010

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Everything Bagel

When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.

We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning

by CozyRoyale April 16, 2022

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