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An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
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When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.
Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.
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Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.
Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.
Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?
Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
Big fat Balloons is the name for a pretty good private snapchat story, that brings quality content to the table every single day, for it’s equally amazing viewers.
“Ohhh have u seen that snapchat story, it’s name is big fat balloons.”
“Oh my god yeh I’ve seen that, it’s pretty lit to be honest, I’ve heard only the most elite people make it on there.”
“Yes that’s very true.”
A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night
Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.
when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face
I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it
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only the best song ever
originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger
i like rocking out to 99 red balloons
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