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beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024


Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.

"David was amazed by that barn door."

by April 12, 2024


Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.

Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"

by Simmypoo December 27, 2024


barn busted

The act of destroying a toilet w a massive dump that sprays and splatters

After 12 beers and Taco Bell…I busted down the bathroom door at 7-11 and barn busted the dump hole.

by Lapdog83 July 27, 2022


Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.

Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?

by Gwent Skilatchie February 22, 2021


Barnes

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.

"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"

by redoct April 30, 2022


barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021