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the famous youtuber sapnap saying
sapnap: hey mamas, bust that bible open
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English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.
The Scripture reading this morning will be taken from the King James Bible.
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A kinky sex maneuver in which while the male is licking the female's (or other male's ;) anus, she defecates into his mouth. The male then half-way swallows it leaving it partly in his throat. The other member then repositions themselves by laying on their back with knees bent upward. The male then regurgitates the feces back into the other members mouth and places each of his butt cheeks onto each of the respective breasts placing his penis against the entrance of her nose as she masticates on the feces rocking back and forth ejaculating down her nasal canal.
I'm gonna go give your mom a Mexican bible study.
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Or TBC for short. A dramatic school where the most elite of goody goods go to become Assembly of God nuns and monks. In reality should be Trinity Bible Convent.
I'm going to Trinity Bible College to piss my life away, wanna come too? Misery loves company.
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A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.
The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you
Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*
the largest non-lethal cult in the known world(as of yet, im still waiting) something like 10,000 culteeers go there each sunday to be sodomized on mass scale.
d00d did u hear, some fucker donated their yearly taive of fuckin $13 mil, what the fuck, if that dont seal it as a cult, what the fuck does?
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If this isnt a cult then why do they try to convert everyone and have starbucks, arcade and huge parkinglot to get people to come. The people who go there are very opinionated and wont take anything you say into consideration tho they may pretend to listen. Ive seen peop-le change alot after they go there, they display the same behavior as in someone who is hipnotized or brainwashed
My close friend went to mclean bible church and i proved a part of christianity wrong with intelligent argumment and he got frustrated and strangeled me because he was helpless.
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