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When you are excited before, on and after your day of birth
A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.
"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."
The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.
*at Jeff's birthday party*
Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.
Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*
Where friends beat the person with a birthday.
We’re going to Fuchs Quinn up at his birthday bash.
An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.
Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.
This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”
Smack! “Two”
Smack! “Three”
…..
SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year
But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you
Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.
Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.