When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.
Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!
Wild, untamed male pubic hair
Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D
when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
A girl (or male, for gays) who is so ugly they make your boner go away.
Dude, did you see that chick? So gross. She's such a boner ender.
A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
Boneless boner is when you are aroused without getting an erection
Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit