the british play

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.

Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

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british pajamas

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body; nude

Steve come up to my room and slip into your british pajamas.

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British Culture

Idk...doesn't excist

Ella:We have british culture!

Me:Haha no.

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British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

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british smile

a term mainly used by african parents to their children. This is where someone is smiling or laughing without meaning it.

one friend says a really unfunny joke

the other puts on a british smile and pretends to find it funny

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British Tank

A French car.

Judas MK11 is a total retard for thinking that slow fucking French cars aren't pieces of shit. I'd rather drive a Volga.

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Best of British

Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.

"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"

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