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Semen that tastes like whiskey the morning after a long night of drinking a lot of whiskey.
After a long night of drinking Angels Envy, I gave my boyfriend a blow job only to find out his semen turned into whiskey butter.
I was about to go down on this lady, right, but she hadn't washed herself in a couple of days and she had bison butter all over her junk.
When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs
After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.
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A beautiful woman from head to ankle because below that is either talons or a baby head big toe .
That chick is banging, everything butter toes that is
When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.
When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.
when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.
"that guy is acting like a sped kid"
"that's a butters moment right there"
Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.
Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.
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