hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

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Chip Packet

Something which can be used as litter, don't litter, it turns water into acid. Also a big nerd in my eyes.

"Don't drop that chip packet, or you'll be drinking acid!"

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Bricks and chips

Weed and money

I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips.

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Fart Chips

Sour cream and onion chips that fill the car with a fart-like scent after the bag is opened.

Mary: "Katherine, do you want some chips?"

Katherine: "No, those are fart chips, you cheese wipe!"

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Barbeque Chip

When you take a female's period blood, rub it onto your upper lip, wait for it to dry, then eat it

Do you want to have a barbeque chip?

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Chip chop

To hurry up.

Gives a sense of urgency, much beyond that of the basic "chop chop".

"Chip chop! We'll be late!"

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chip chat

The annoying chatter that annoying coworkers have with other annoying coworkers about inane subjects, like chips or popcorn.

I was unable to concentrate on my solitaire game because Locquecia was chipchatting with her girlfriend over the phone.

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