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Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex
Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?
a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it
hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT
Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ
Mos attractive man I've ever laid eyes on. Intelligent, fix anything, family man ,passionate and he does most everything with stride. Show knowledge to be more indepen. help you with any way he can,& leave an impression will stay. c
Can have a beast att. or temp wen × da wrg way but gen try to do erry ting w gud intent & wel. Sweet & sen.tiv sid u can fal in love w & u will fall it be v hard 2eve let him go if I truly love him. He admires to be admired has the best kisses & love making skills u can eve exper. and Ncountr if u have his atrraction w urs & if you connect with him on that type of level. He can b & have been very mis. Understoo but if he likes u & u treat him well you'll have a friend for life. If u ever betray him he'll never trust you again. He craves some1 that has unconditional luv 4 him & that shows him and proves their self to him so that he can really be sure that one has true intentions of loving him for who he is. If he ever starts loving u he'll do better to do what is right. As everyone in life & all this Earth he has room for improvement and tries his best to make up for what mistakes be ever makes. Has high standards set for himself &will not settle for a nobody. TAKES time to gain his trust. Loves good cooking & a woman can 100% b loyal 2 him. Ever have him in your life and he lets u in, treat him well & value him for who he is &he will do the same for u if he loves & cares for you. It just doesn't get any better than this when it comes to a man.
Me: girl wait you see Christopher M.C wow! So what did you think?
My homegirl:"girl Christopher M.C. ? he is fine as hell"
Me:"I told you!!!!"
When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.
Christoph is the love of my life, I would give everything up if that means that i can be with him , the moment I saw his beautiful blue eyes and his beautiful smile i was in love . I love looking at him when he drinks a beer because his cheeks are getting red. I prayed for someone like this everyday, thank you god for such a nice,beautiful,sexy and loving person. The attention he gives me, the compliments, the orgasm everything on him is perfect, i want it to stay like this for ever and if i could give you an advice i would tell you to find someone like Christoph❤️
A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.
When Christoph walks in a room, everyone has to smile because of his positive energy. When you are around him it feels like heaven on earth because no one could ever treat you better like Christoph. His smile, eyes and hotness are so attractive that everyone is jealous of you being his proud friend/girlfriend.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.
If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
Christoph... the person you need to love.