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the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase
i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.
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The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.
Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!
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A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads
Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool
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A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.
She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.
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"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"
"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"
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The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.
"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
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the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.
Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!
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