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Something that will never go away even though the pandemic won't last forever.
Some stupid guy: Eats Bat Soup
That same stupid guy: Gets COVID-19
SARS 2 the worst coronavirus with a high R 0
Ed spread COVID-19 to 6 people before he showed up as positive with the virus
Likened to the dreaded Freshman 15, the 15 pounds of weight you gain in the first year of college, the COVID-19 is the 19 pounds of weight you can expect to gain from sheltering in place and stress eating during a pandemic. You gain the COVID-19 when FedEx delivers the delicious prepared meals you ordered for the week and you're so bored you eat them all by Tuesday. You gain the COVID-19 when, finally, you eat up all the damn cans of beans you hoarded in March 2019 because you've been out of work so long you can't afford any new food.
I used to be celery, but after gaining the COVID-19 I'm a 🍐.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.
So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
When someone bails from social interaction. They don't want it to sound personal, but they really don't have a better excuse.
Hey man is your wife's boyfriend coming over for pizza? Nah he found out I'd be there and he COVID-19ed.
Hangover Covid (COVID aka Coronavirus Disease) is a symptom one experiences the morning after getting blackout drunk similar to a regular hangover and may subside for a few days. It's most common in people who think they had COVID but most certainly did not, and are now telling everyone they know that they survived the most infectious disease of 2020. Generally done for no other reason that to make an excuse that why felt slightly sick or to impress their peers.
"Yo, I got blackout drunk with my buddies from out of town and the next day I swear I had COVID."
"Did you take a test?"
"Nah but my headache lasted a few days and my nose was stuffed up for a bit."
"Bro you had hangover covid."
Adj; marked by or adhering to scientific & medical recommendations pertaining to decreasing the spread of the Covid 19 pandemic.
Most of the attendees at the Trump rally & RNC weren't Covidally Correct with the lack of face masks & close seating