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A Craig is someone who is from Nuevo Laredo, but claims to be from Monterey.
A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.
Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.
Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...
It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!
Remember the day I found my Craig
Dankpods 2020
A teacher that will seem nice when you first meet them but after a while will start annoying you to the point of wanting to commit scooter ankle or drink bleach
Mrs Craig just assigned us a 20 pg essay
A superior life form, could also be likened to a Chad. Most likely a male between the ages of 16-23, Craig’s are the greatest among their peers, and are admired by all. They most likely possess powers which cannot be fathomed by anyone who isn’t a fellow Craig.
You just accidentally ripped the fabric of space time?? Bro you’re such a Craig!
Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.
Hey who's the dude you got hammered with who protected you from the others?
Oh that's craig
craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.
i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?
seven hundred cents