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A guy that plays soccer at a moderate or high level and thinks he's the fliest thing out there. Most of the time he has metro-sexual tendencies, with common patterns such as shaved eyebrows, skinny jeans, tight shirts, dyed hair and bitch-like personality. The Soccer-douche is everywhere in the soccer sphere; some classify David Beckham as one, but undoubtedly the biggest examples of a soccer-douche are Christiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli. Do not be confused, a metro-sexual soccer player with most of the characteristics previously mentioned is not necessarily a soccer-douche, unless he has a bitch-like personality which is the trademark characteristic of a soccer douche; by this we mean an egocentric, insensitive, whiny attitude. The soccer-douche is a singular breed and represents a very unique situation in the world of man-sports given his consistent success in the sport of soccer, where he is able to feed his ego but at the same time is accepted and sometimes almost idolized by the fan base which is mostly comprised of average down-to-earth guys who in normal situations would frown upon his kind.
Guy 1: Hey Christiano want to go play a pick up game at the park
Christiano: No thanks, I only play at the Bernabeu
Guy 1: Man you're such a soccer douche
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Another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and masturbates himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the hottest chick at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.
Who the fuck is that Wine Douche with the argyle socks that's contaminating this keg party with a bottle of Cote de Nuits, France?
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Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").
person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.
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n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.
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An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.
After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.
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The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
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One of those punk ass kids that pull up in their rich step dads alpine white bimmer. Rev the engine with one hand on the wheel, slouched down in the seat chewing gum. Trying to act like it is there car yet they don't know the value of a dollar or a day of hard work. They think that everyone should move out of their way and they drive way to fast for my liking. When I see one of them I automatically pull over to avoid a conflict on the road.
BMW Douche Driver: Yo Bro check out these toots' over there
Friend in passenger seat: Impress them, show them what the car can do
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