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A legendary football event in British secondary schools in which whole year groups will play against each other. There is no limit on the number of players, the entire school field is the pitch and the ball is constantly in play no matter what happens. All tactics are permitted. A typical El Classico will see years 10 and 11 play against years 12 and 13 but other combinations are possible. Teachers will often watch from the sidelines, fully aware that they cannot intervene in any way. Such is the El Classico's reputation they usually occur only once per year.
"I can't believe you missed the El Classico bruv"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"
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a homophopic charice hugger, who has a monkey like appearance.
i love charice my name is el critico! you can also call me el clitoris
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One of the greatest songs of all time. Donald Trump hates it, but secretly loves it
Donald Trump: Make America great again!
El beeper starts playing
Donald Trump: Shit, this is my jam
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(n) a weather phenomena that causes flight delays despite the fact that no inclement weather whatsoever exists. Also known as "severe-clear" weather.
El Chico is causing massive flight delays today in the New York area.
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When a man bends a woman over during sex and takes her from behind while grabbing the base of his erection with his hand only leaving the thumb sticking out so it's parallel to the penis. As the penis is inserted the thumb, representing the small horn, should hit the anus with every deep thrust. ( This move is not recommended for asians because your penis has to be larger than you hand for it to work)
If I would've given Carol Brady el rhino one time she'd love me until this day
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a mexican who has been reduced to eating dog food becuse of povirty.
i saw some dam el chihuahua in the alley just feasting on his dog chow
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A person of menacing notoriety. Someone who holds much influence and persuasion.
When I looked at the phone and noticed it was El Choclo, I knew that I had to pick it up.
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