Deppic Fail

Failing to the level of Johnny Depp's sexiness. Can also be used when the failer is hot.

Karen: Did you see that dude slip? He was hot!
Sue: DEPPIC FAIL!

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Failed Abortion

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh

Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud

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Fail Attack

When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL

She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.

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Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)

you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.

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Physics Fail

The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.

Physics Fail example:

1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail

2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)

3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.

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Epic Fail

During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.

also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.

Antonym: Epic Win

Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)

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Fail Forward

To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.

I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.

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