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Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".
Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.
getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
Adjective: Perfect only in a mirror. Nearly-successful pretense of perfection in desired characteristic(s).
Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted
Yes, his hair is flawless, he always dresses to the nines, knows all the best restaurants and they give him the best table. Then he goes home and yells at the kids. Now, I call that "faux-perfect"
The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.
“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”
A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.
An aside, like sotto voce, but spoken loudly enough that the person who is the subject can hear it, unlike sotto voce.
He spoke to them about me, but in a faux sotto voce for me to overhear: "Somebody doesn't know their place."
Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.
Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".
Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?
Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.