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A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.
She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.
Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
-Something to compare an awesome situation to
-The ultimate of all scenarios
-The only description to describe an event that can't be messed up no matter what shit goes on following
Person 1: "Dude I just got tickets to the B.o.B. concert at XU!"
Person 2: "That's a Super Dope float!!"
Person 1: "Your mom is a Super Dope Float in bed bruh bruh."
Person 2: "Dick Ass."
Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)
To fuck up something on a very large scale
Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.
The name for a house decorated as a Mardi Gras float originating during COVID-19 pandemic times when Mardi Gras parades were cancelled.
Mais, look at that house float, cher! They’re on the drive-by parade route!
When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!
An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.
"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."