Friends

The things you dont have

"I dont have any friends"

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Friend

Something we all know you don't have..... You know those people who don't hang out with you, and may actually avoid you? Yeah those people are called "friends"! But of course not yours. What you may consider as a "friend" could be the cat you hang out with in the basement. I know that's mine anyway....

I like hanging out with my "friend" Mr. Wiskers.... (We like to watch how others enjoy life, while debating whether or not ours should end....)

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Friend

Something I don't have

Me: "hey Jim! Are you my friend?"

Jim: "Nuh-huh nope. Get out of my sight, peasant."

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Friend

One who comes to you in you hour of need, regardless whether or not you got any weed.

A real friend is hard to find, and with you they will share their last bottle of wine.

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friends

The people that prevent you from feeling like shit

I feel like shit because I have no friends

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Friend

Someone that's loyal to you no matter what and expects you for who you are. Someone who doesn't interfere with your relationship and is kind hearted.

Friend

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Friend

Something you don't have

What is a friend?
-you

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