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Google Bitch

What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.

Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.

Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."

Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"

by Blue Proteus June 15, 2009

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Google Hole

When you use Google to search for a piece of meaningless information, and that thing leads you to search something else, and then something in that makes you search for more meaningless information.

I fell into the biggest Google hole last night; first I went to search for information about Stanley Tucci; then I searched for that movie he was in called The Core, and a picture of an apple core came up so I did a search for the world's biggest apple.

by PsychStudent101 December 4, 2014

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google-eyed

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.

Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.

by buggy June 4, 2007

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Google Reader

A kickass online Magazine. Honestly, just a grip of online articles, including a wide variety of media from AP articles to the latest Justin Beiber fail video.=P Indeed a very intuitive and interesting creation.

Haha, dude, I just saw Justin Beiber walk face first into a revolving door. Thank God for Google Reader.=)

by Well, some random dude. June 7, 2010

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google junior

a know it all who always knows what's going on and is full of dumb facts ; someone who spends all there time googling.

also when you ask someone a question and there only response is "iunno google it".

steve - how do I add pictures to my facebook?

me - iunno, google it.

steve - haha your such a google junior.

by brian geiger December 30, 2009

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Google, away!

A phrase said just before hitting the "Enter" button on a Google search. Similar to a superhero's "Up, up, and away."

Friend: Hey, when was the Romantic Era?
Me: I don't know, but let me look it up on Google.
*typity, typity, type*
Google, away!

by WhattaGoof December 3, 2011

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Google slap

In the future, when Google can actually reach out and slap people for asking questions in an online public forum that could have easily been answered with a Google search.

Wow, she really deserves a Google slap for asking the Facebook group where to get a windshield wiper blade fixed!

by Crazy Schnauzer January 21, 2015

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