google-eyed

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.

Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.

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Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

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Google-y eyed

The wide eyed stare of people captured in an image from Google Maps. The faces have recently been blurred however you can see they are frozen as they watch the google camera car drive by.

I was looking at the Google Street maps for my city. Everybody was all google-y eyed just staring at the car while it took their picture. What a herd of deer!

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google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”