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something a carson would say to his close friends
Carson: “you’re such a goober”
A persons action, body language etc. that said person considers it normal but among other people it is generally thought as weird.
That kid is a goober
Why is that goober playing dungeons and dragons he’s like 17
a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.
Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.
Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.
The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."