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Ben was with his girlfriend ( a minor) and she Got the Mr. Gray
something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.
conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR
some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER
A man who found a balance between being a White Knight and a Black Knight. Gray Knighting is the action of a man who uses critical thinking before tackling an issue and making a judgment.
There's been a decrease in gray knighting these past few years.
Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle
Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death
literal perfection. you cant out-perfect this man. you just cant.
do you listen to conan gray? oh my god yes hes so perfect!
a boy who will try anything to show his fans he loves them. he is a musician with an amazing voice and he connects to his fans through music. but we all have one thing in common. we are depressed and hopeless romantics. he is beautiful and unique. but all of his fans are obese fatties and so is he. so i take back everything i said before. we’re all fat and dirty rats. thank you.
person : have you heard of conan gray?
me : the rodent under our sink? yes. he’s pretty good
Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?”
Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.”
Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.”
Person 2: “Exactly.”