Bubble Gum Toothpaste

A yummy toothpaste, but has the ability to give someone an allergic reaction where the lips could swell up. It only does this upon repeated use over many weeks.

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

Want some gum?

Game, usually played in a locker room or sports setting, in which one gets a friend or teammate to look down at their exposed scrotum by saying," Want some gum?" If they look they get kicked in the ass numerous times and you get to call them gay for a long time.

At a therapist office.
Therapist: So tell me what happened Billy.
Billy: Well, I was in the locker room getting ready for practice when Ryan called to me from across the room. He said, " Want some gum? " , and so I turned around thinking he'd throw me a stick of gum, but there they were.... I'll never ever get that horrible image out of my head.

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The Chewing Gum Effect

Offering anything to someone, including chewing gum, causes everyone in the group to want the same thing.

Sam offered Will a piece of gum and then Rob and Kevin asked, and then grabbed without recieving any answer, some gum for themselves. Thus the chewing gum effect was born!

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bumping them gums

The act of talking to much. Espescially about what one is going to do or has done, but never doing or being about whats talked so much about. Originated in Oakland, CA.

My dead beat baby's daddy don't ever do shit for him. He's just always coming around bumping them gums, but never doing shit!

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Bubble gum kiss

There are two defenitions for a bubble gum kiss. :)

1. When you get bubble gum stuck to your lips and another person gets it off with their lips.

2. When you and another person blow bubble gum bubbles and you make the bubbles touch and they pop together.

We kissed bubble gum style. ;)

Wanna bubble gum kiss?

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Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

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Gum to Tooth Ratio

The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.

I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio

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