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Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.
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To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.
"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."
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When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!
I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!
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When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.
Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...
A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.
Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."
you are hot and have big boobs
omg she’s holding up 🤘, she must be hot and has big bonkers
A sexual act, wherein a female firmly grips the root of a male's scrotum, while gently patting the balls.
The whore charged me fifty euros for a Sicilian choke hold!