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An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.
oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital
A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.
"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england
What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.
*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
To have guy on guy sex
“I have a blue ass”
“So your gay”
Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.
Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .