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When the size of a person's voice doesn't quite fit the size of their body.
"so i met this girl last night. she was real tiny and cute but her voice was deeper than mine! it was very jason soroka."
"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
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The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...
"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."
"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"
"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."
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The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.
Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"
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Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.
"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"
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To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.
Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."
Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
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elise: hi
bystander: OMG YOU ARE SO HOT AND I WANT YOUR BOD
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