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Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!
That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.
A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.
I bought that hoe a cheeseburger and that gold digging lock lizard let me hit that!
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Used often to describe college sluts, especially at UW Whitewater. To be defined as a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut is very easy to achieve. Most women that have this title often refuse to sleep with a guy but then fuck his best friend and the rest of the boys while being an utter asshole to the guys she rejected.
That bitch is a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut she wouldn't fuck me.
Australian colloquial term.
People who are busy as a lizard drinking are doing absolutely nothing!
Lizards don't drink.
Hey mate can you give me a hand?
Nar Mate "I'm busy as a lizard drinkin...."
Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"
Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"
A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
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A description of a political or other belief held by less than 6% of the population, meaning it is politically nearly irrelevant, and likely either crazy or way ahead of its time. Based on the fact that 6% of Americans believe in lizard people.
"Support for Martin O'Malley is in lizard people territory."
"After 9/11, pointing out that George Bush got our country attacked on his watch was in lizard people territory."
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