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A threat that's explains itself.
Big Brother: I'm gonna eat your cookies, sis. That okay?
Sister: You do and...I'll fucking eat your fucking eyeballs, fucker!
Big Brother: crunch crunch
Sister: If you fucking eat one fucking more I'll castrate your fucking dog with my teeth!
Big Brother: crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Sister: I'll fucking MURDER YOU TO DEATH!! FUCKER!!
Big Brother: crunch. crunch crunch crunch crunch. crunch crunch
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Kurt Cobains Murder was commited by Courtney Love - yeah thats right peoples - believe it, if you dont, then your ignorant and should see www.cobaincase.com as it shall convince your ass
Ignorant Person: Dude, like Kurt, like sooo kill himself, like what are you on about with Kurt Cobains Murder
Clever Person: NO you moron, read the evidence duh, he was too drugged to kill himself and wasnt suicidal, and Courtney Love had alot to lose. So There.
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“ murder she wrote “ is a reference to something going correctly. the phrase ‘ murder she wrote ‘ means whoever SHE is planned and wrote it down.
“ And I asked her what the dick did and murder she wrote
And she wanna give me mo' head but my dick hurt her throat “ - tay k ;murder she wrote
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1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.
1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!
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To Get Away With Something And Not Care
"papa roach also sang a song called GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER"
no mate im getting away with murder in that place
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Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.
Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.
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A Grizzly Bear.
In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.