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A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head
HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.
A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.
My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?
When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.
Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.
Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.
The act of using half a hollowed out cucumber as a dick sheath and the other half as an anal dildo while motioning as if drying your taint with a towel.
All this towel scrubbing has used up all my cucumbers
It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”