swag

Swag is an exceptionally virulent psychosomatic pathogen that is often prevalent in middle and high schools, usually in the case of dull-witted, belligerent arse heads who gain a reputation as such throughout their academic careers. The pathogen often promotes repetitive neural patterns and severely impairs cognitive functions such as critical thinking, individuality, and common sense. Much in the same fashion as paranoid schizophrenics, those afflicted often suffer visions of grandeur or over exaggerated senses of accomplishment.

A turtle pooped in my yard and I took a picture of it. Hashtag 420yoloswag.

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swag

stands for Secretly We Are Gay.
used by swagfags who usually wear sagging pants with a hat and like to scream YOLO all the time.

Mother: Why are you wearing that?! *looks at son wearing pants that drop below his ass with a hat and sunglasses*
Fucker: It's called swag, mom.
Mother: Take those things off and go wear some actual clothes. You look like a bloody hobo, son.

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Swag

The most annoying and overused word ever that is mostly used by every single fucking teenager on the face of Earth. If not used by them, then little kids say it. Its actual meaning is Secretly We Are Gay

I just broke my arm,Swag

I just pissed my pants,Swag

I have swag, Swag

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SWAG

Swag stands for Secretly We Are Gay, so everyone who says swag regularly are homosexual and gay.

"Man, SWAG! I date other men!" Gay Kid

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swag

Secretly

We

Are

Gay

Justin beiber says it alot like in is song boyfriend,

Swag Swag Swag on you

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swag

acronym for "Stolen With A Gun"

I think this car was SWAG.

Lets go for a ride

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Swag

Something many people don't actually own, but brag on about it like they're fucking pimp daddy etc.

You have 'swag' by the way you dress, and carry your self. NOT by wearing stupid ass t-shirts with the word on it, or wearing overexposed chinos that hang of your arse.

wearing a cap, jumper, skinny jeans = standard swag.

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