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When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.
I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.
A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.
"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"
A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.
You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.
The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."
Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole
Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver