MAN KILLS 100 MONKEYS IN LESS THEN 10 DAYS
Number 29.
Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.
Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.
Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.
Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways
A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"
The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).
You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.
Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.
Number one is a way of mentioning a crush/person to your friends without your partner finding out.
I saw number one today, she/he is so fit!
When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.
Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number