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Number 29

MAN KILLS 100 MONKEYS IN LESS THEN 10 DAYS

Number 29.

by BRAYION FALL OFF September 16, 2021


Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 19, 2008


Number 44

Number 44

Like number 44 man scrapes his knee on a burger

by LimboHillbom May 07, 2018


Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways

A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 25, 2022


sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 03, 2018


Number One

Number one is a way of mentioning a crush/person to your friends without your partner finding out.

I saw number one today, she/he is so fit!

by The Gull January 06, 2021


leg number

When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.

Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number

by Dr boyblue April 13, 2023