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Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a โ‚ฌ3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stinky snap

The means by which a man tests the sexual history and fidelity of a woman. Using one hand, the thumb is inserted into her rectum and the pointer finger is inserted into her vagina. The man then snaps his fingers. The higher the quality of the snap, the lower the quality of the woman.

"After being able to accomplish the Stinky snap with ease, I knew the bitch had way too much wiggle room for my tastes."

by Mr. CB Mitchell June 23, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dookie snap

1.) When getting saucy with a female, place one finger inside of the vaginal oriface, as well as one finger inside the rectum, and try and snap your fingers between the two orifaces.
2.) the snaps of dookie.
3.) snapping the skin between the vagina and anus..or at least attempting to.

dude, you know that trashy bitch i met at benchwarmers?
well i gave her a dookie snap last night! shit was so wild!

by radattack October 17, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


snap-off

The part of a stool which is not exited as a complete entity and remains lodged in the anus often requiring excessive wipeage and strain to complete entire removal.As opposed to a 'white angel'.

Looking dismally at the empty toilet roll dispenser Ron could almost guarantee he was in for a snap-off

by Tom 'Ral' Riley February 8, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snap music

A new, very boring type of hip hop. Some ppl might say that it is related to crunk music but it isnt. Crunk music is high energy and wild, snap music is the exact opposite. Snap music is boring. Everyone in the club is doing the same thing. How gay. Southern rap is suppose to be high energy but the ATL wants to change all that and bring in boring ass snap music. O well, ATL can snap & lean all they want but Memphis is still gon keep it crunk!

Person: The club was too crunk last night!
Other person: No it wasnt, everyone was just snapping there fingers. I could go to a poetry place and see that.

Snap music is the end of Southern rap as we know it!

by Jaeeelen June 27, 2006

137๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh snap

an expression used to convey a feeling of exclamation

Oh Snap! I forgot, today is our anniversary!

by Thomas Lyons February 20, 2004

286๐Ÿ‘ 198๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snap A Pro

Means *Snapping a profile picture.* Usually used if someone is at a party or they are told that they look good. If either of these things are happen they'll simply *snap a pro* to make seem like A.) They're attractive. B.) They have friends. C.) Both.

Hey Joe how do I look?
You look really good Sally!

Mind snappin a pro for me?

(Ally) Suzie, you look like a little whore.
(suzie) Want to take a picture of me so I can see??
(Kelly to Ally) She so just wants you to snap a pro of her!

by loverly72 January 23, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž