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The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap
"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.
Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.
I'm staying with Claire.
That girl's a whackjob, dude.
I know but I need a landing pad.
a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
brady is an i pad kid
A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.
Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.
Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!
A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!