A man with a mighty mustache who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.
Hayden Page is a beast.
Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.
That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.
A fat ass bitch that your short ass freind likes
Oh my motha fuking daym Page rollin fat asf
When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.
"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"
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When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!