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The Best Moderator on the Swiss001 Official discord server, and the leader of the penguin cult
Man, Fcpl. Penguin is a waddler.
When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.
We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.
The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?
No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
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whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
Partial masterbation by a prostitute
Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats
Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol
Mig Back: because he is too gay
Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.
Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro
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