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God is love, love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, therefore Ray Charles is God
Person 1: Ray Charles was great!
Person 2: No shit, hes God.
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Arsenal midfield dynamo cruely passed over by the England set-up. Does up other people's gardens at the weekend.
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Is when you cannot figure out why a loved one, "usually a significant other in a tense situation" has done you dirty or just blatantly fucked up the whole scenario in question with the end result being your incarceration and that bitch Karen, "your significant other" being set free while you rot.
"I can't believe this!?! Why did you do this to me Karen?! Now I know how a Ray Liotta feels..."
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(1)the amount of light reflected by the moon; (2)the amount of light emitted by a glove box lamp;
"The dickle-ray emitted by this light is not enough to see dick."
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The Ray Charles is an action that occurs when someone gets so high that all they can do is grab their arms and tilt their head back and sit there for an hour... Resulting in someone who looks just like the famous photo of Ray Charles at the Apollo theater in 1990.
Dude, Jennifer smoked a blueberry bud and hash bowl out of my glass gravity bong and she was totally doing The Ray Charles... I wish I could have gotten that on video!
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A game where an individual must stay "frozen" for 10 Mississippi seconds when another person points and says "freeze ray". If they do not freeze they are then allowed to be punched. You get 24 freeze rays in one day, one for each hour, and 2 freeze rays per hour on Tuesdays. If the person you freeze moves while being frozen or does not freeze at all you get your freeze ray for the hour back. The purpose is to get someone frozen when they are in awkward positions.
Based on the freeze ray in Despicable Me created by SHPE @ Clarkson.
Adam (ginger) starts dancing
Hektor (to ginger friend): "Adam freeze ray"
Adam *stands awkwardly for 10 seconds* : I hate you mother f****r
Hektor: LOL
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Georgia State University teacher who is professional at work, but keeps it real with the pimps and hoes on weekends. In the community he is known as a god of the all so mysterious female species. His sophistication and suaveness can lead people to believe that he will be the first black James Bond.
Girl: That date was amazing. The man was sexy, sophisticated, and mysterious, a modern day Burnes Ray.
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