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When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)
"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
When a guy gets jizz in his beard.
I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.
When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.
"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."
That's the salty shipwreck
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The act of a male ejaculating in another person's eye.
Emily didn't close her eyes, so Brad gave her a salty diego.
When your having intercourse and the male is about to orgasm, he pulls out, flips the female upside down on her head, and ejaculates on her stomach so that it runs onto her face.
John: I bet Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes a "salty flipper" every night, dude.
Phillip: When? After they come out of Science Church?
John: You know it!
Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."
Sex act where the participants engage in anal intercourse then the man pulls out, flips the recipient over, and ejaculates on their chest in the shape of a heart.
Before she could respond, Jane was on her back and the recipient of a salty cappuccino. Looking down at the perfectly shaped heart on her chest, she knew she was in love.