Male ejaculte
I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.
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When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)
"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
A Superstar video game streamer who is getting absolutely bodied in his current game.
Aim assist was making him a Salty Chad.
To rest one's dick and balls on another individuals shoulder.
Dude, Paul was so busy gaming that he didn't even notice I gave him a good ole salty parrot.
Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."
When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .
Omg darren you are such a salty noodle
The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.
Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"
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