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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011


private service

The action of doing help or doing work for someone privately

I don't use any public porn website to watch porn, I use private services.

by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018


SQRL Service Station

Stands for Service, Quality, Relationships, Loyalty. A company that tried, but failed. So they sold it to Indians who fired all of the American employees.

You worked for SQRL Service Station? Damn I'm sorry.

by AintEZbeinMe June 26, 2024


potblack service

a word used wen kim makes silly mistakes around the kitchen fukin douchebag

kims a stooooooooooooooooge ... haha service....

u need to say kim potblack service u fukin stoooge

by Ginja Ninja December 29, 2007


Service Dogging

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.

Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.

by Masb27 April 16, 2024


lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout September 2, 2015


Lawn Service

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent

I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.

by Blindsheep October 24, 2019