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When one is thy man of coochie.
Female: hello🙂
Male: I am coochie man.
Female: *barks*
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1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
Male1: I think I have Man-Flu?!
Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!
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A fictional spokesman for the beer company:
"Duff".
He represents all that is malty
and alcholic.
Tends to do alot of thrusting
to the song "Oh yeah" by Yello.
The simpsons.
"Duff man is thrusting in the direction
of the problem!"
"Duff man can never die,
only the actors who play him!"
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Someone able to open a safe without the combination. A safe cracker.
If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.
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Just an overall good looking, stud of a dude. No homo.
Tom Wilson is a total man rocket
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A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.
Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
A song made by an absolute 'g' (greg) danny Gonzalez who you should all subscribe to and become greg
He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
Adventure on to land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's dolphin man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
Cuz he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run in to him
In the dark abandoned house
Where he lives
Ohh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
You'll scream
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
Help, let me go
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a neckless
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses
Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that neckless came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin man saw her on TV
And gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team
In the world
Ohh
Then they saved the president
From an alien race
It was all over the news
He was screaming in space
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Songwriters: Daniel James Gonzalez