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When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."
When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap
There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up
A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"
Another word for fasting
She be lap frosting all through april
The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"
An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles