Spoon Act of 2006

Legislature passed by the United States Supreme Court in 2006 defining the regulations of all manufactured spoons to be produced with built in cameras to ensure security of all drawers

Bro how’d you take that picture with a spoon ??? Bro all spoons have cameras, have you seen the spoon act of 2006?

Act gay day.

You have to act gay/lesbian or if you already gay are you have to act straight the whole day it doesn't matter what the situation is you just have to act like that.

Hi, I want to be your boyfriend. Dude, what the heck you are gay? No. Its the Act gay day.
Hi, I want to be your girlfriend. I-, what? You're lesbian? No. Its the Act lesbian day.
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quit acting stupid

A sarcastic way of telling someone that what they just did was stupid and you hope they were only acting that dumb

Matt decided to sheet the wall before squaring it up. I told him to quit acting stupid

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Act out of impulse

Paul

Paul's gonna act out of impulse

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double-crossover act

Someone who crosses over between two distinct kinds of cultural audiences, but sells out the values of one or both of those audiences.

You are not a crossover act you are double-crossover act and have sold out everyone.

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random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

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Come Pause Act

The AOCP that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".

"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"

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