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PERSON THAT SLEEPS ALL DAY AND THEYRE NOT LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON IN DA WORLD.
PERSON WHO DRINKS ALL DAY AND LOVES HIS BABA
*Person*: Yo get some rest
*Carlos Kabiling*: WHY WOULD I SLEEP NOW? I'M NOT LIKE CARLOS I DONT SLEEP ALL DAY AND DRINK MY BABA
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Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
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a dick bag that likes dragon ball z
dont be a carlos hernandez.
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A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.
That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!
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A funny mexican that makes racial jokes and also uses the term DEE-DEE-DEE for fun and comedy. Star of his own show Mind of Mencia. Then people get so fucking uptight and be complete asswipes over a few jokes. Just deal with it.
Guy 1: Carlos Mencia made a bad joke about mexicans doing anything for money. I'm going to act like a dumbass a post on this site that hes stupid and he makes horrible comedy shows.
Guy 2: Get over it you fucking retard, WHO CARES?!
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A powerful prank that will leave your friends in tears after a long night of drinking.(Although intoxication is not required it helps.) The Hot Carlos is a combination of the Hot Karl and The dirty Sanchez in which one defecates into a sock, preferably a soccer sock, that has a hole in it. The individual then finds a very intoxicated being and proceeds to smack them in the face with the hole covered sock, thus leaving a smear of poo underneath the drunken individuals nose.The mark should resemble that of a Hispanic mans mustache.
Dude what happened to your face
You gave me a hot Carlos you asshole
Oh so that's where I shit last night
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A person who likes to masturbate to his mom's childhood photos.
Mom: Carlo, where's my scrapbook?
Carlo Cabahug: I don't know, mom...
*Carlo opens the scrapbook and starts jacking off*
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