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Maggots inside Big Mac?!?!?! In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickles were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawling around the patties.
Guy: can i get a big mac
Mcdonald's guy: ye that will be 4 dollars and 21 cents
Man: NUMBAH ATE MAGITS INSYD BEEG MAHK
Guy: no way number 8 is crazy imma order a little mac (from punch out)
your identity to the school for the rest of your life
school: you're 99*** for the rest of your life now
me:okay
those are the first numbers to my lunch number so therefor they identify me forever now
What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.
Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.
Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2
Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*
The distance from the first comment you see on a post/thread on social media until someone (or bots) posts something irrelevant (usually insulting and negative) about President Donald Trump.
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Logical fallacy/pathos/emotional appeal aimed at attacking credibility.
This is usually said by a SJW/NPC/BOT in an attempt to gain attention and synthetic social justice points by virtue signaling, and is usually followed up by insulting anyone that disagrees with them by either calling them a racist, a sexist, a bigot, or a troll; unjustly and presumptively implying ignorance and negativity towards anyone that supports Donald Trump. Generally after insulting they will not defend their argument, or insults, or will refuse to provide information as to why or how they drew their conclusion. Might tell you to "google it", or find out yourself.
Wow, the Trump Number was only 1 on the How to article about how to make a coconut smoothie. The person said, "Looks like another white male Trump supporter"
The first comment on the post about the first picture of a black hole was, "That is amazing, what a scientific achievement!", while the second post I saw was, "Maybe we can see the black hole in Trump's mind". Making the Trump Number for this post 2.
The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).
You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.
Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.