Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

meme n a quarter

When ur so memy you don't realize it.

Watching anime and playing pokemon go is a meme n a quarter

quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

1st Quarter Fiends

The type of people who go crazy both offensively and defensively in the first quarter of basketball, but lack that same energy after that

These niggas dropped 21 points in the first quarter and blocked the shit out of me, man’s are actual 1st quarter fiends

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Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

quarter dropper

When the ugliest stripper at the strip club finishes her set, goes to the dressing room and takes off her g-string

My friends and I were having a great time till the quarter dropper hit the stage, now we can't go to the arcade.