Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

Twenty two

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over

two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

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High Two

A kiss, coming from the term high five and two lips.

Last night, after our date, I gave her a high two.

Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.

Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.

Two Leggee

The person who gets with the two legger.

John: you see that girl over there
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee