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When you go to pick up a slice of pizza and all the toppings slide off into the box leaving you holding a triangle of crust.
Damn, my pizza had a land slide.
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Zed Land is another term for bed.
Im signin off, going z-land mate
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A nice little suburb of Houston in Texas where all the kids have loads of money and fake tans on Christmas break. We all wear expensive clothes but constantly say "FML" or "I hate the world" or some other BS.
We're all rich and beautiful and have all races living in happiness!
Whites Blacks Hispanics and Asians are abundant!
We have the occasional wigger and a few oreos (gotta love those girls) but nothing could get any better! Except, if you move down here, dont bring any ghetto hoodrats.
#TeamJesus
Sugar landian: FML My mom didnt buy my $567.00 dress from SAKS and it was on sale too. I hate my life and I want to die.
Houstonian: B*tch please! I'm still waiting for welfare!
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Land Rover: The ultimate four-wheel drive.
Land Rover "Series": The best 4x4xfar. Land Rover Series vehicles ARE the pinicle which others aspire to be. They will go any where and do anything.
Jeep was not the first, Willy's was and Land Rover perfected it.
A stock Series Land Rover, 30-60 years old, will turn more heads than a tricked Hummer. Classics are forever.
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High End 4x4 affording luxury and status for the first 6 months of ownership. Afterwards, affords owner the oppurtunity to get to know their service department or Haynes/Chilton repair manual.
An amazing vehicle with blindly loyal followers, the Land Rover is capable of amazing off road feats barring common mechanical and electrical malfunctions.
Person sees friend in new Rover: "Dude, Carter got a new Land Rover! That thing was $60K! He's stylin' on 20" rims and AP Street Tires!"
Six Months Later: "Damn, Carter's driving his 330i again, the Rover must be in the shop."
Designer Maurice Wilks in 1948: "Wow, this U.S. Army Jeep that I drive around my property is awesome! I hear that Willys has been selling civilian versions for 3 years now! I'll convince the Rover company to build something similiar with little to none of the pluses of the design that Bantam made and Ford and Willys perfected!" "What's this galvanic corrosion people speak of?"
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(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Landing Strip is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which a vertical row of three is thickened by an adjacent row of two nestled in the gaps on one side of the center cup.
Known as the "3-2 Offset" in lamer circles
Alright, Zack, they're ahead, 5 cups to 2. It's time we called a Landing Strip.
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A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.
Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!
Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
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