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A battle cry, screamed under the condition that:
1. The user has set up and executed or is intending to set up and execute Teh CUB3 stratagy in a game of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, and is informing his or her opponent of how hopelessly fucked they are.
2. The user is about to chuck a Nintendo Gamecube at someone's head, via the rear located handle.
3. The user is associated with Warbucket and felt like saying it.
"So I sent a shade to scout out his base, and I see him unsummoning all of his buildings. Then I look around a little more and I see a square of all these towers. I said 'wtf' and all he said in return was 'OWNED, HERE COME THE CUBE MOTHERFUCKER'. I lost that game, badly."
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ugly person, a person who sucks
-hey wanna go out some time?
no fuck you, bad-ass-motherfucker
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I seen that sexy motherfucker in black pants and the riotess Miami doors concert.
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when you're either in a rap battle or fighting with a homeless man for his big mac but run out words to say so you just say this. There's a 50/50 chance it will work and not.
if it does they will go home and cry in their basement in their moms house OR they get made and uppercut you balls to oblivion
homeles man:yo you want to steal my big mac from ME,well you meesed with the wrong broke man
you:(oh shit i cant think of anything,oh i know)you BIG FAT GAY MOTHERFUCKER CANT BEAT ME.
(homeless man procced to uppercut your balls and steals your car)
you never got the big mac ):
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Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.
They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.
Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.
The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.
police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.
The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"
There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
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The phrase "regular, everyday, normal motherfucker" was popularized by the 2008 Jon Lajoie hit "Everyday Normal Guy 2" and revitalized as an audiobyte on multiple social media platforms (such as TikTok and Instagram).
Meant initially to signify an "average joe" cliché, or an individual who is so ordinary it is extraordinary, the phrase has come to be used as a tongue-in-cheek audio track for videos of individuals preforming impressive displays.
Usage seems to be in an ironic phase.
"Yo, I just got footage of a dope trick shot, I'm gonna post it with the 'regular, everyday, normal motherfucker' audio!"
An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.
Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!