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Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022


Ocean Man

Noun

1. The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.

2. The sequence of a life form braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

by bob bobbo boboson July 07, 2020


Ocean Man

To be grabbed by a creature in the water and dragged in.

I was ocean maned by a mosa while flying above the ocean.

by Pyrooooooooo March 21, 2021


Ocean Man

A person (usually a dude) that's really, really obsessed with the ocean and water in general. Usually spends half his day at the beach every day.

An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.

by capitalistism May 03, 2021


ocean man

take me by the hand

Person A: Ocean man!
Person B: Take me by the hand!

by Literally a person April 29, 2019


ocean-man

if you are a man that likes oceans you're a ocean-man!

'Why are you looking at this ocean?'
'I like them'
'Ah i see you're a ocean-man!'

by Human without humanity May 10, 2020


Ocean baby

Slang: an ocean animal. A name meant to depict ocean animals in a cute manner

Person 1: that ocean baby swims really fast!

by Crashpower December 30, 2021